Suge Knight Got Shot, Y'all

OH SNAP!

Oooh, somebody shot Suge Knight. Apparently, his injuries were "not life-threatening," which seems like a bad move to me. I always think of poor little Vanilla Ice's VH1 "Behind the Music" whenever I hear some Suge Knight news...him being hung over the balcony by his ankles, or something like that. The man's never been the same. It's like he goes out of his way to try and be tough now every time he's on TV to prove that he's really bad-ass, but the poor little guy doesn't realize he's jut being a major asshole. I mean, a white guy with dreads? Ouch, Nilla. Ouch.




I'LL MAKE SURE TO WRITECHA!
And Lil' Kim's going to jail! Can you believe that nasty ol' R. Kelly gets VIDEOTAPED doing his thing and Lil' Kim is the one going to jail? That's just retarded. And for that matter, how is it that Suge Knight isn't in jail? Hello, he shouldn't even be running around getting shot. If life were like "Law & Order," (which, of course, it should be) this never would have happened. Sigh. Chris Noth, come fix this. Now.

FYI--this picture really shouldn't but it actually reminds me of my late Grandpa George. And now that I've put that out there, I feel compelled to explain. He enjoyed wearing his suspenders and jeans with no shirt, kinda like the Queen Bee over here. Wow. I feel kind of weird now. Um, God rest his soul?




EWING CONFUSION!

So, I was at The Grove this weekend, with my friend, and we walked past a cafe where I saw Patrick Ewing. After we walked past, I said, "I just saw Patrick Ewing." My friend turned around and said, "Where?" So, I pointed him out and she could only see the back of his head and said, "That's not Patrick Ewing." I said, "Yes it is." We walked past again, so she could see his face and I said, "See? It is him."

After that, she started laughing and said, "When you said Patrick Ewing, I thought you meant..." And I realized she thought I meant J.R. and I think that's pretty awesome.